Dakid1992

Wow, its been a year.

2007-11-18T18:14:00.001-08:00

well, i'm looking back at this and decided to update something. pi

I now know it to 220 digits, and here they are.

3.
14159265358979323846264338327950288
41971693993751058209749445923078164
06286208998628348253421170679821480
8651328230664709384460955058223172
53594081284811174502841027019385211
0555964462294895493038196442881097
56659334461

Not a joke, i really have all of those memorized, if you ever see me, than quiz me.

Jokes, and make up jokes

2006-11-29T08:28:00.000-08:00

i know its been along time since i told jokes, so here are some.

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed."

The sky darkens and a voice booms out, "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So with the stone he bashes the life out of the chief. He stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and looking at 100 angry natives...

The voice booms out again, "Okay....NOW you're screwed."

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!" he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW that you didn't even notice your left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh my gaaaad..." replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's my Rolex?!"

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an Accounting degree Asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

"May I take your order?" the waiter asks.

"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"

"Nothing special, sir," he replies. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."

Pi

2006-11-27T07:49:00.000-08:00

I have now memorized pi to 25 digets.
3.1415926535897932384626433
(3 is not included)

Paradox (or something)

2006-11-27T07:47:00.000-08:00

Is the anser to this question no?

Ps3

2006-11-20T07:44:00.001-08:00

A PS3 went for $30,000 on ebay. I think that some people are to obsessed, you could buy a new, nice car for that.

Interesting Fact

2006-11-15T07:42:00.000-08:00

Every president so far exept for George W. Bush (so far) has either been Assasinated, or has had an Assasination atempt.

Facts

2006-11-09T07:51:00.001-08:00

01.) The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.

02.) Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

03.) Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

04.) The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

05.) American car horns beep in the tone of F.

06.) No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

07.) Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

08.) 1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

09.) You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

10.) Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

11.) The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

12.) The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache

13.) A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

14.) American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

15.) Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

16.) The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."

17.) Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

18.) The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

19.) The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

20.) Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

21.) The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.

22.) Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

23.) Betsy Ross is the only real person to ever have been the head on a Pez dispenser.

24.) Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

25.) Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor. (Her doctor was a Jew!)

26.) Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

27.) All U.S. Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

28.) Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

29.) The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly

Riddle

2006-11-06T07:46:00.000-08:00

You are in a room with two doors. One door leads to life, the other leads to death. There are two people in the room, one lies all the time, one always tells the truth. You do not know which tells the truth, or which lies. What question can you ask either one of them to figure out what door to go in.

Rules for blogging.

2006-11-03T08:14:00.000-08:00

Rule #1. One line or less is not a blog.

Tonight is the night.

2006-11-03T08:12:00.000-08:00

Tonight and tomorow i am ordering pizza and watching a 22 hour Prison Break marathon at my friends house. We are watching all of the Prison Break episodes out so far.

Awsome ways to type unique figures.

2006-10-25T08:27:00.000-07:00

Hold alt and type the following numbers than let go of alt.

{ 123
τ 231
8 312
╚ 456
Ä 654
☺ 1
☻ 2
♥ 3
♦ 4
♣ 5
♠ 6
• 7
◘ 8
○ 9
◙ 10
♂ 11
♀ 12
♪ 13
♫ 14
☼ 15
► 16
◄ 17
↕ 18
‼ 19
¶ 20
§ 21
▬ 22
↨ 23
↑ 24
╫ 25
→ 26
← 27
∟ 28
↔ 29
▲ 30
▼ 31
32 Just a blank space.
! 33
" 34
# 35
$ 36
% 37
& 38
' 39
( 40
) 41
* 42
+ 43
, 44
- 45
. 46
/ 47
0 48
1 49
2 50
3 51
4 52
5 53
6 54
7 55
8 56
9 57
: 58
; 59
< 60
= 61
> 62
? 63
@ 64
A 65

Things they don't teach you in school

2006-10-25T07:45:00.000-07:00

1. Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
2. The largest one-syllable word in the english language is "screeched".
3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
4. Rubber bands last longer when they are refrigerated.
5. There are more chickens than people in the world.
6. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
7. No words in the English language rhyme with: month, orange, silver, purple, ninth, pint, wolf, opus, dangerous, marathon, and discombobulate.
8. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
9. In most advertisments, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
10. It's imposible to sneeze with your eyes open.
11. A polar bear actually has black skin and clear fur.
12. More people die by donkeys than in plane crashes each year.
13. Shakespear invented over 1700 words in the english language.
14. No president in the united states was an only child.
15. The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
16. Eskimos use refrigerators to keep there food from freezing.
17. A duck quack does not make an echo.
18. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
19. A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
20. A snail can sleep for three years.

A new good TV Show

2006-10-24T08:25:00.000-07:00

Its not new new, its just new to me. Its called JUSTICE. Its really good because it has Victor Garber in it.

Prison Break

2006-10-23T07:44:00.000-07:00

Finally, Prison Break, a new episode is on tonight. Its going to be awsome.

Number Patterns

2006-10-19T07:41:00.000-07:00

Try to add 5 more numbers to this number pattern that i created.

13,17,-2,5,12,12,-3,18,11,7,
-4,12,10,16,-5,6.

Prison Break #2.

2006-10-17T08:10:00.000-07:00

The next new episode of Prison Break is next monday. 10-23-06 . It is going to be awsome.

Things to do at walmart.

2006-10-17T08:08:00.000-07:00

http://www.ehumorcentral.com/Directory/Jokes/1218.html

Its really long, to long to put on blog.

Bonus Joke #2

2006-10-17T07:47:00.000-07:00

An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.

Joke of the week #5

2006-10-17T07:44:00.000-07:00

Two missionarys walk into a bar.

Bonus Joke.

2006-10-10T07:53:00.001-07:00

Bill Gates vs GM

At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and re-open the Windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to re-install the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

Joke of the Week #4

2006-10-10T07:45:00.000-07:00

A certain English lady visited Switzerland and was having difficulty finding a room, so she asked the local schoolmaster to help her. After a satisfactory room had been found, she returned to her home and did some packing.

Suddenly, it occured to her that she hadn't noticed a W.C. (in England, the toilet is called a Water Closet), so she wrote the schoolmaster about the W.C.

The Schoolmaster, not knowing the meaning, asked the parish priest and together they decided that it must mean "Wayside Chapel." He wrote her the following letter:

Dear Madame,

It is my pleasure to inform you that there is a W.C. just 9 miles from your home, in the center of a grove of pine trees. It seats 229 people, and it is open on Thursdays and Sundays. This is an unfortunate situation if you are in the habit of going regularly. You will, no
doubt, be glad to hear that some people bring their lunches and make a day of it.

I would especially recommend Thursdays, for then there is an Organ accompaniment. The accoustics in the W.C. are excellent; even the most delicate sound can be heard.

My son was married in the W.C. and there was such a rush for seats that 10 people had to sit in the same seat. The looks on their faces were very interesting.

My wife is sickly but dedicated. She doesn't go regularly, and she hasn't gone for nearly a year.

I will be glad to reserve a seat in the W.C. for you, where you will be seen and heard by everyone.

Hoping I have been of some assistance.

Sincerely yours,
The Schoolmaster

Runescape

2006-10-09T07:46:00.000-07:00

Runescape (one of my favorite games) is a fun MMORPG i recomend it. its really fun.
Runescape.com

Prison Break

2006-10-09T07:39:00.002-07:00

Prison Break is not having a new episode for 2 weeks. Im not sure if i can go without it for that long. So im starting to watch the first season again. I never saw all of them anyways so some of it is new.

Joke of the week #3

2006-10-06T08:08:00.000-07:00

Your mom is so fat that when she say a school bus go by she said stop that twinky.

Why my Name Is Earl Sucks.

2006-10-02T08:28:00.001-07:00

Cuz i Said.
Cuz i Feel Like it.
Cuz ive never seen it.
Just cuz.
Cuz Cookies.
Cuz my friends like it, i think.
To the tune of the begining of 2 and 1/2 men.
Cuz
Cuz
Cuz cuz cuz cuz cuz.

Worst TV Shows

2006-09-29T07:46:00.000-07:00

1. Invader zim.

2. Dragon Ball Z.

The Best TV Shows

2006-09-29T07:37:00.000-07:00

1. Alais, very awsome, and addicting. In order to understand it you have to watch them in order. I garentee that if you watch the first 5 in order you will be hooked.

2.Prison Break, Is an awsome TV show, every monday at 8:00. I am weighting for the next one.

3. Spongebob Squarepants, is very funny, i like it alot.

4.The Simpsons, Awsomely funny.

Joke of the Week Number 2!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-27T11:39:00.000-07:00

Now let me think, Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I know, how do you catch a polar bear. You did a hole in the Ice, and seround the hole with peas, because bears like to eat peas, and when he comes to take a pea you kick him in the Ice hole.

Updated Chess

2006-09-25T07:51:00.000-07:00

What's wrong with you people not likeing chess "GOSH, FRICKEN IDIOT" (stupid movie said that) anyways if you get a yahoo.com E-MAIL then you can play chess on there and it gives you a rating, mine is 1209, non provisional (which means ive played enough games that it is fairly accurate) so if anyone wants to playme, tell me your username on there mine is
danthemandakid1992
so let me know.

Worst Movie of all time

2006-09-21T07:51:00.000-07:00

Nepolian Dynamite

This movie stinks. It is so boring, not funny, to long, and has a terrible story line.

Favorite Video Games

2006-09-20T13:16:00.000-07:00

1. Half Life, A great game, good story line.
2. Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic. I and II .
3. Runescape, (an online game) fun, a little difficult to get used to.
www.runescape.com
4. Red Faction.
5. Star Wars Battlegrounds, a really fun rts.

Joke of The Week. Warning! May be offensive.

2006-09-20T13:08:00.000-07:00

Warning
Joke may be offensive

What is pink, and scratches at the door before it explodes?
A baby in the microwave!

Chess

2006-09-20T12:55:00.000-07:00

I learned how to play chess recently, well ive known how to for a long time but i learned stratigys recently. If you know how to play chess and want to play, send me a comment, let me know. I will find a way to plan online. I think that www.zone.com has online chess.

Favorite Movies

2006-09-20T07:50:00.000-07:00

1. Star Wars, all episodes. My least favorite Star Wars episode is episode 2, but it is still pretty good.
2. The Lord of The Rings, all three are pretty good. The secound one is not so great. ( I dont know what it is about the secound episode or movie but they seem to be slow paced. )
3. The Transporter movies are really good, i can't wait for the 3rd one to come out.
4. Pirates of the Carribean is also really good, andi am waiting for this 3rd one to.
5. Spaceballs. A little old, really funny.